Just started reading a book about anti-gravity. Its impossible to put down.
I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!
Q. How do farmers party? A. They turnip the beats.
Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?
A. Amin Yashed
My wife just called me.
She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”
I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”
Q. Why do gay people love Scotland? A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.