Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created? A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”
If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’
Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.
If you watch the film Jaws backwards it’s actually a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Woman with breast implants = Cheap and fake Woman with breast implants that has a squeaky toy inside = Genius
Research scientists have discovered that fat women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.