Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Adam And Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
+87 -67

Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”

Skin Road

in Dirty Jokes
+42 -22

If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’

Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.

Jaws

in Disabled Jokes
+31 -11

If you watch the film Jaws backwards it’s actually a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Breast Implants

in Surreal Jokes
+40 -20

Woman with breast implants = Cheap and fake
Woman with breast implants that has a squeaky toy inside = Genius

Fat Women

in General Jokes
+30 -10

Research scientists have discovered that fat women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
+83 -63

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.