I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I’m not a mourning person.
Went to the sperm bank today. It’s so much more fun than donating blood.
If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’
Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.
Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created? A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”
If you watch the film Jaws backwards it’s actually a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Woman with breast implants = Cheap and fake Woman with breast implants that has a squeaky toy inside = Genius