Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Credit Card

By NigelB

+45 -25

My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.

May

Making Love

By DaveB

in Dirty Jokes

+42 -22

Making love to a woman is like playing the violin…

I don’t know how to do it.

Feb

Korean Girlfriend

By Kim Jong ill

in Racist Jokes

+63 -43

My Korean girlfriend made a pie from Scratch this weekend. I’m gonna miss that dog.

Jul

50th Birthday

By Daws

in Relationship Jokes

+34 -14

I gave my dad his 50th birthday card the other day. As the tears filled his eyes he softy said to me “You only had to give me 1 card son”.

Oct

Censorship

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+38 -18

At the rate we’re going people are gonna start banning shampoo so bald people don’t get offended.

Jun

Cincinnati Zoo

By Dave

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+107 -87

New footage has emerged from the Cincinnati Zoo showing Harambe the silver-back gorilla looking after the small boy who fell into his enclosure. In recognition of this Harambe has now been posthumously awarded African American Father Of The Year 2016.