Last night a cinema near me was robbed of over £1000.
The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large drinks and a pack of Skittles.
Q: Why are women like condoms?
A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock
What has four legs and says boo? A cow with a cold.
Just started reading a book about anti-gravity. Its impossible to put down.
Q. How do farmers party? A. They turnip the beats.
I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!