My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet! Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.
The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.
Mother: If a boy touch’s boobs say don’t. If he touches your punani say stop. Daughter: But mum he touched both so I said don’t stop.
If someone sends you a link called ‘free porn’ dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and fcuks up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont uatch porn so I dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends, wanks.
My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.
You remind me of Mondays… Nobody likes you and you make me feel tired.