The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Sacked

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I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.

Facial Hair

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+12 -16

My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.

Wife Like Computer

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.

Control Freak

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+4 -8

My wife used to think that I was a control freak but that changed once I started to make deductions from her allowance.

Grenade

in Relationship Jokes
+34 -38

Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common?
A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.