20Jun Wife Dress By Sam in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -10 The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping. Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Man: “No… But your face does.”
15Dec Pregnancy Test By Ricky in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +9 -12 My wife took a pregnancy test today and my worst fear was confirmed… she’s just a fat pig.
23Jan Wife Cooking By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +14 -17 I’m not saying my wife’s cooking is bad….. But several weapons manufacturers from the Middle-East have been trying to buy her recipes.
28Apr Wedding Anniversary By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +14 -17 Today is my 5th Wedding Anniversary and it’s been a total nightmare. On the plus side I’m now no longer scared of terrorism.
01Dec Facial Hair By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Blond Jokes, Wife Jokes +12 -16 My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.
01Jun Wife Like Computer By Georgio in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +25 -29 Three reasons why my wife is like a computer. 1. She’s good at remembering credit card details. 2. She knows everything about every subject. 3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.