The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Wife Dress

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The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping.

Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Man: “No… But your face does.”

Pregnancy Test

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My wife took a pregnancy test today and my worst fear was confirmed… she’s just a fat pig.

Wife Cooking

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I’m not saying my wife’s cooking is bad…..

But several weapons manufacturers from the Middle-East have been trying to buy her recipes.

Wedding Anniversary

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+14 -17

Today is my 5th Wedding Anniversary and it’s been a total nightmare. On the plus side I’m now no longer scared of terrorism.

Facial Hair

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My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.

Wife Like Computer

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+25 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.