The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Jul

By Vic

in Surreal Jokes

+15 -15

Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.

Feb

By RichardD

in Relationship Jokes

+9 -9

My wife – Beautiful, kindhearted, great sense of humor… at least one of those things would have been nice.

Apr

By StephK

in Relationship Jokes

+23 -23

My wife was really angry with me today.
I put a stick in a non-stick frying pan.

Apr

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+24 -25

Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

Sep

By george

in Disabled Jokes

+24 -25

My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.

Dec

By George

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -9

Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.