The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Two Weeks

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -15

I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Cheating

in Relationship Jokes
+28 -28

Think my wife might be cheating on me. Every time I put the key in the lock to get in my house the parrot shouts “Quick out the window, quick out the window”.

Marriage

in Relationship Jokes
+37 -37

When you get married you get 3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.

Lockdown

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -25

Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

Two left feet

in Disabled Jokes
+24 -25

My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.

Mirror

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -9

I like to make love to my wife with a mirror in the room. I usually put it under her nose to make sure she’s still breathing.