31Jul Two Weeks By Bobby in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -15 I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
18Sep Cheating By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +28 -28 Think my wife might be cheating on me. Every time I put the key in the lock to get in my house the parrot shouts “Quick out the window, quick out the window”.
31Oct Marriage By ClaireA in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +37 -37 When you get married you get 3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.
09Apr Lockdown By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +24 -25 Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown: -Not saying sorry -Saying sorry and not meaning it -Saying sorry -Not saying anything -Saying anything -Breathing!!
21Sep Two left feet By george in Disabled Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +24 -25 My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.
29Aug Mirror By Rod in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -9 I like to make love to my wife with a mirror in the room. I usually put it under her nose to make sure she’s still breathing.