24Apr Wife Hates By Martin in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +13 -12 My wife hates sex so much her favorite position is back to back.
08Jan Bed In Breakfast By Liz in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +11 -10 My wife is never satisfied. Yesterday she complained that I never make bed in breakfast. Today she’s complaining because I put our bed in the kitchen.
19Dec Desk-Lamp By Smegg Head in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +9 -8 Just bought my wife a desk-lamp for Christmas. Her face is really gonna light up when she sees it.
18Sep Cheating By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +28 -28 Think my wife might be cheating on me. Every time I put the key in the lock to get in my house the parrot shouts “Quick out the window, quick out the window”.
31Oct Marriage By ClaireA in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +37 -37 When you get married you get 3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.
29Jul Adopt Baby By Vic in Surreal Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -15 Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.