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04
Jan

Houses

By Andy
in Racist Jokes
+22 -24

Q. What do you call a Pakistani stood between two houses?

A. Ali

02
Jan

Women

By Ron
in Relationship Jokes
+7 -13

I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a child my mum never breastfed me, she always had a headache.

01
Jan

Resolutions

By Dannw
in General Jokes
+33 -9

My New Year’s resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.

31
Dec

Website

By Kaybv
in Dirty Jokes
+36 -14

Just been on bigbustycoons.com. It’s amazing how large and successful some bus companies have become.

31
Dec

Puppy

By Debb2
in Animal Jokes
+14 -23

I bought my son a puppy for Christmas, but I’ve just accidentally killed him with my car as I reversed onto the drive. Oh well, I’ll have to look after the puppy myself now.

29
Dec

New Years Resolution

By SteveA
in General Jokes
+14 -11

New Year’s resolution- Date more models.
Revised- Date more.
Revised again- Get a date.
Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.

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