Q. What did you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
A. Ash
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JanPokemon
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.08
JanLottery Win
The following conversation took place between a wife and husband after a lottery win.
Husband: Pack your bags honey, I’ve just won the lottery!!
Wife: What??
Husband: Pack your bags, I’ve just won the lottery!!
Wife: Now way!! This is amazing!! Where are we going?
Husband: We’re going nowhere, just pack your bags and f*ck off!!
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JanRaids
in Dirty Jokes
My next door neighbours just got arrested after recent police raids against online paedophiles. Not sure where I’m going to get my free wi-fi now.
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JanHealth Check
Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.
Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty
Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers?
Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.
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JanAbortions
“Dad, how do you feel about abortions?”
“Well, why don’t you ask your sister?”
“But I don’t have a…”
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JanRave
in Racist Jokes
Q. How do you start a rave in Africa?
A. Glue toast to the ceiling.