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23
Dec

Bird

By Das21
in Dirty Jokes
+12 -29

I found out some cunt shagged my bird last night. This morning, there was jizz dribbling out of my turkey.

21
Dec

Orphans

By Dave
in General Jokes
+18 -19

Q. What do orphans get at Christmas?
A. Lonely.

21
Dec

Santa’s Sack

By Colin O Brien
in Dirty Jokes
+23 -15

Q. Why is Santa’s sack so big?

A. Because he only cums once a year

19
Dec

Dwarf Prisoner

By Das21
in General Jokes
+26 -9

Saw a dwarf prisoner today climbing down the wall.

I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.

19
Dec

Christianity

By Paul2
in Religious Jokes
+23 -24

Christianity: One woman’s lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

17
Dec

Christmas Shopping

By Sammy
in Relationship Jokes
+17 -13

I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping: I took my girlfriend into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a pint.

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