I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!”
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.27
DecCondoms
The following conversation took place between a father and son:
Son: Dad why do people use condoms?
Dad: They do it so they can avoid annoying questions like this!!
27
DecXmas Present
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I’m now in casualty…
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DecHappy Christmas
I love Jesus. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate. He’s the best.
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DecChristmas Dinner
Some day I’ll be skinny. Today is not that day.
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DecSanta
I’m putting out vodka and potatoes for Santa this year. I heard he lost his job to a Polish guy.