Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered
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AprForgot
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.08
AprInternational Women’s Day
Happy International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held last month but it had to get rescheduled because the women took too long to get ready.
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AprMcDonalds Pick UP Line
Is your body from McDonalds?
…… Because you’re fat.
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AprConfidence
Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?
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AprStrippers
If strippers are ‘exotic dancers’ then does that mean drug dealers are really ‘exotic pharmacists’?
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AprCop
Just had the following conversation after getting pulled over by a cop.
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: I was just keeping up with the traffic.
Cop: There is no traffic!
Me: I know, that’s how far behind I am.