Finally managed to cure my dry skin problem, I’ve stopped using towels.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.26
MayDate Disaster
Went on a date last night which was a total disaster. The girl told he over the phone she was expecting a baby, so I went to the pub wearing nothing but a nappy, felt like a right f*cking idiot!
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MayTowns
in Racist Jokes
I have a real habit of acting out the names of any towns that I visit. For example, when I went to Poole, I went swimming. When I went to Rugby, I played Rugby. When I went to Bath, I took a bath. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I need bailing out of Blackburn police station.
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MayDeath
My mate died recently after taking an E. Countdown’s security staff don’t fuck about.
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MayCALENDAR FACT
All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. And Autumn.
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MayFeminism
Feminism, the belief that both sexes are equal but men need to be controlled because they’re not equal.