Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up…
Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.
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MayGoogled
in Dirty Jokes
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MayButter
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I’m not going to spread it.
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MayJogging
Yo mamas so fat when she goes jogging she makes potholes.
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MayHumble
When I die, I’d like the word ‘Humble’ to be written in diamonds on my 20ft statue made from solid gold.
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MayRuined
in Dirty Jokes
Porn has ruined my life. I’m now too scared to order a pizza.
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MayDolphins
in Animal Jokes
What is the world coming to? Heard on the radio today that scientists have discovered dolphins enjoy having sex. Scientists should stop shagging animals and treat them with more respect.