If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.04
JunWifes Birthday
Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday, and insisted that in future I should plan at least two months in advance. Well it’s her birthday in 8 weeks time, and I’m pleased to say I’ve already bought her her present. She’s going to love these flowers.
04
JunHC Hammer
I wonder if the lyrics for MC Hammer’s song are available in braille?
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JunShips
F*ck the ships!!
My lighthouse, my rules.
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JunRead Minds
in Dirty Jokes
If women could read minds men would get slapped every 2 seconds.
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MayAlcohol Intake
The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye. “You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you’ll ruin what’s left of your liver completely.” “Fuck off, Doc,” I replied. “You always say that when it’s your round. Get the beers in, you tight cunt.”