Crimewatch have released their first book, it has the 50 most wanted criminals in Britain in it.
It’s called “50 shades of black”
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.14
JuniPad
I said to my girlfriend, “Please get me a newspaper.”
“Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you can borrow my iPad.”
That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.
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JunCyrus Pickup Line
On a scale of Cyrus to Jewish, how tight are you?
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JunApple Crumble
Q. How do you make apple crumble?
A. Release photos of children being beaten inside Chinese iPhone factories.
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JunBubble Wrap
“Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss.
“Just pop it in the corner,” he said.
After 3 hours of popping I’ve now been fired :(!
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JunSex Film
Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film
She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.