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25
Jun

Crunches

By Dave
in Sports Jokes
+13 -21

If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.

25
Jun

Army

By Dave
in Racist Jokes
+17 -23

My granddad used to be in the army until he ate all the rations.
He was shot for desserting.

25
Jun

Alexa

By Dave
in General Jokes
+36 -9

For those worried about Alexa listening to your conversations Amazon are now releasing a male version called Alex who ignores everything you say.

21
Jun

Fat Lass

By Dannw
in Dirty Jokes
+17 -27

I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night.

“My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

21
Jun

Chernobyl

By Lizzy
in General Jokes
+9 -23

Why do you have to use underwear in Ukrain?

Cause chernobyl fall out.

18
Jun

Gym

By BMa
in General Jokes
+10 -35

Went to the gym last night and lost 4 stones in one day.

I accidentally ripped my leg off on the squat machine.

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