Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Disabled Parking

in Disabled Jokes
+31 -34

Got fined today for parking in a disabled parking spot. Apparently erectile dysfunction doesn’t count as a disability.

Free

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -24

People say the best things in life are free but those people have clearly never had sex.

Treason Day

in Political Jokes
+20 -32

Happy treason day you ungrateful scumbag American traitors to the crown!!

God Save The Queen!

C Word

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -19

My girlfriend doesn’t like me using the ‘c’ word which is fair enough, I should probably learn to use her mothers real name.

Mexicans

in Racist Jokes
+117 -47

Mexicans have been complaining recently about Trumps wall, they really need to get over it.

Shower Jacking

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -24

My friend only jerks off in the shower. So every time it rains be gets a boner