Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Aug

By Mary

in Animal Jokes

+29 -24

Mary had a little lamb, fries, salad and a bottle of coke.

Aug

By Casey

in General Jokes

+44 -16

Marriage is like a hand grenade, take off the ring and say goodbye to your house.

Aug

By Paddy

in Racist Jokes

+48 -20

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Aug

By Casey

in Relationship Jokes

+33 -9

I got my wife a get better soon card. She’s not ill or anything but she could definitely get better.

Jul

By Jim

in Animal Jokes

+21 -36

Did you know pigeons die after having sex?
Well the one that I fucked did.

Jul

By Dave

in Pick Up Lines

+9 -27

Are you gasoline prices?
Because I love it when you go down.