I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour’s kids do is scream. I’m seriously considering giving them back.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.26
AugChinese Man
in Racist Jokes
A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.
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AugShark
in Animal Jokes
Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.
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AugAsshole Pick-Up Line (100% Success Rate)
God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.
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AugPhobia
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense
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AugSofa Bed DIY Tips
Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.