Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.
05
SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
SepH
Why did the H kill himself?
Because the G-Had.
01
SepBounty Hunter
in Racist Jokes
I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.
Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!
01
SepBrown And Sticky
in Dirty Jokes
What’s brown and sticky?
Anal
29
AugLow Battery
I saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’. Whenever she calls and I’m not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.
29
AugGambling
I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.
I won shitloads of money and moved to Spain.