Think my wife might be cheating on me. Every time I put the key in the lock to get in my house the parrot shouts “Quick out the window, quick out the window”.
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.18
SepRuined Friday
Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.
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SepLump
The other day my Nan found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.
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SepVegetarian Club
This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.
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SepBiggest Weakness
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Jeff?
Jeff: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening
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SepLemons
Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.