I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.
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SepStood Up
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
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SepChernobyl
I’ve just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
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SepBlue Eyes
I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.
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SepNine to Five
Really hate my nine to five job. Starting work at 4:51 is ridiculous
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SepDry Spell
in Dirty Jokes
I haven’t had sex for about 1 year, 4 months, 24 days and 56 minutes. It doesn’t bother me though.
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SepParents
I told my parents today: “Mum, Dad… I’ve decided to live on my own from now on.” “Okay, cool,” they replied. “Your luggage is outside,” I added.