Just had the following conversation at hospital.
Nurse: What happened to your fingers?
Me: You know those chefs who cut vegetables really fast?
Nurse: Yes?
Me: I can’t do that.
10
OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
Oct94%
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
06
OctFerrari
in Dirty Jokes
My sex life is like a Ferrari.
I don’t have a Ferrari.
06
OctThief
in Animal Jokes
Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.
01
OctRecycle
I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.
01
OctEnd of September
Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?