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24
Nov

Abuse

By Dannw
in Dirty Jokes
+16 -38

If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?

20
Nov

Saved

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+24 -49

Just saved a woman tonight from the shame of prostitution. I didn’t pay her.

20
Nov

Polluting the Earth

By GretaT
in Political Jokes
+25 -45

The level of pollution in the world today is becoming unbearable. I feel ashamed to be human. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.

18
Nov

Yo Mama Ship

By Sherbo
in Yo Mama Jokes
+44 -39

Yo mama so fat that when she went on a ship, they used her as an anchor!

18
Nov

Oreos

By Theresa
in Dirty Jokes
+45 -39

Q. What do Oreos and women have in common?

A. I like to open them and lick the creamy goodness inside.

13
Nov

Fat Girl Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+25 -56

(In a busy nightclub or bar)

Man: Hey, fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?
Fat Woman: Oh yes, I’d love to.
Man: Thanks, you’re making me and the boys feel sick.

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