Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Cold

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -43

Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.

Time Of Year

in Relationship Jokes
+26 -35

I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

India

in Racist Jokes
+31 -51

Q: Where is the toilet ?
A: Shit on the floor

Black Friday

in General Jokes
+31 -27

Black Friday special. Stay at home and save 100%.

War On Terror

in Political Jokes
+11 -30

Government recently announced it is going to expand the war on terror to theme parks by making haunted houses illegal.

Parrot

in Animal Jokes
+27 -41

Got a parrot the other day but it didn’t say “I’m hungry” so it died.