Kid: *Cough*
Mom: Whats wrong sweetie
Kid: nothing its just that I ate a banana
Mom: But we have no banana’s
Kid: It daddy’s banana
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NovA little boy
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
NovAccident
My best friend who sells drugs was involved in an accident the other day and he now only has one hand.
He’s slowly dealing with it.
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NovGingers
in Racist Jokes
Q. Why don’t gingers like music?
A. Because they have no soul.
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NovJew Pick Up Line
Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?
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NovSons Girlfriend
in Dirty Jokes
My son walked in today with his new girlfriend.
“This is Sarah,” he burst out.
“I’ve heard a lot about you,” I smiled.
“Really? All good I hope,” she smirked.
“Oh yes, he’s a lucky boy,” I replied. “It was a year before his mother let me do her in the ass.”
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NovTreasure
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁