Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will bore you for hours talking about fishing and he will keep posting photos of himself with fish on Facebook.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
DecLink
in Dirty Jokes
If someone sends you a link called ‘free porn’ dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and fcuks up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont uatch porn so I dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends, wanks.
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DecAquaman
I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
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DecSperm bank
in Dirty Jokes
Just been arrested after trying to donate my sperm at my local sperm bank. Apparently you’re supposed to fill the cup in private not in the reception area.
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DecButtcheeks
in Dirty Jokes
Is “buttcheeks” one word?
Or should I spread them apart?
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DecJingle Bells Pickup Line
Hi, is your name Jingle Bells? Because I think we could go all the way.