Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Reading People

in Racist Jokes
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After becoming a policeman I’ve become great at reading faces. When people’s faces are red it means they’re embarrassed. When their faces are brown it means they’re about to commit a crime.

The belt

in General Jokes
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Once I made a belt out of clocks…

It was a waist of time

Dyslexics

in Disabled Jokes
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Bad news for dyslexics tonight.

Your cocks go black.

Halloween

in General Jokes
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I love Halloween. It’s the one time of year where all the dust, bloodstains and cobwebs around my house stop being disgusting and become decorations.

Greeks

in Racist Jokes
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Why don’t Greeks get much sleep?

Their pillars are too hard

Swings

in Animal Jokes
+24 -48

Whats white and swings from tree to tree?

A spunkey