“How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.29
DecTimes A Year
in Dirty Jokes
The average person has sex 85 times a year.
Looks like this is going to be one hell of a week.
29
DecWifi
I really hate my next door neighbour so I’ve decided to rename my WiFi to ‘Steve-at-no.6-is-a-cunt’
25
DecEngagement
Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce when they got engaged
A: Fiance
24
DecBig
in Dirty Jokes
What’s big and tastes like penis?
My secretary’s Christmas bonus.
20
DecChristmas Pick up Line
Can I take a photo with you because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.