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13
Jan

Don’t cry

By Eva wilson
in Animal Jokes
+32 -42

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke

10
Jan

Hardest Thing

By Damo3w
in Dirty Jokes
+31 -42

Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A. Trying to fit in.

10
Jan

Restaurant

By Dave
in General Jokes
+18 -44

Just had the following conversation after going to a restaurant.

Me: Hi I’m vegan, what can I get?
Waiter: Fucked!

07
Jan

Weightwatchers

By Dave
in General Jokes
+22 -32

Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.

07
Jan

Black Eggs

By Steve
in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+42 -37

Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?

Just Google “big black cocks”.

02
Jan

2019

By Dave
in General Jokes
+21 -63

I still remember 2019 like it was yesterday.

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