Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.
05
AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
AprSo ugly
Yo mama so ugly even bob the builder cant fix her.
01
AprWeighing Scale
Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:
“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.
01
AprYo Mama
Yo Mama so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet.
29
MarTime Off
Lied to my boss about having Coronavirus so I could get time off work but now my workplace has arranged for me to have a medical examination. If anyone can infect me with the real virus within the next 24 hours that would be much appreciated.
29
MarDead Wife
My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.