Short of toilet paper? Take your sh*ts in the shower then stomp those brown nuggets down the drain.
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MarCorona Shortages
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.15
MarFacial Hair
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.
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MarGayz
in Dirty Jokes
Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof
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MarAdvice
Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”.
After years of over-eating I’m now a fat cunt.
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MarSurvived
Shit I’ve survived:
Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Sars ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Ebola ✓
Coronavirus (pending)
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MarAfrican Market
in Racist Jokes
Did you know that every market in Africa is a black market?