Got myself a Greek advent calendar today. Behind every door there’s a note saying “IOU chocolate”.
01
DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
DecEyelean
Yo mama has one eye and one leg, her name is eyelean.
30
NovMoist target
Yo mama is so fat that when she has sex she has to roll over in flour so people can find the damp spot.
27
NovEconomic Stimulus
If increased spending is good for the economy does that mean we can now finally start using monopoly money as legal currency?
27
NovYo Mama Dry Cleaners
Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”
25
NovX-factor Swimming
Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.