Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Drunk Crab

in Animal Jokes
+16 -20

How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

Pregnant Women

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -16

I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying. 

Dad Accident

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -14

My dad always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’ – ’till he had the accident. 

Chernobyl Disaster

in Political Jokes
+46 -32

Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes.