Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Obese Chinaman

in Racist Jokes
+58 -70

What do you call a Chinese person who eats too much? Chin Tu Fat.

Irish/Welsh farmer

in Racist Jokes
+52 -68

An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.

funny chicken road

in Animal Jokes
+140 -131

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
…..
Knock Knock
Who’s there…
The chicken.

parrot

in Animal Jokes
+42 -44

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Irish Ringtone

in Racist Jokes
+36 -56

Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.

“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick
“I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.