Q. What has no arms, no legs, and screws retards?
A. The lottery.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.13
DecIkea
in Racist Jokes
The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.
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DecIt’s getting bigger
in Dirty Jokes
What gets bigger when you pull it and even bigger when you put it in the hole? A seat belt.
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DecQueen Prank Call
Pizza Hut has made an official complaint to Buckingham Palace for waisting staff time. Apparantly the Queen and her friend Maya Buttreeks ordered twenty ‘Hot 12″ Mexicans’ but refused to pay on delivery!
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DecKnee Sitting Line
Come and sit on my knee and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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DecGood Thing About Pedos
in Dirty Jokes
What is the only good thing about paedophiles? They never break the speed limit when they drive past schools.