Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Gods Children

in Religious Jokes
+49 -45

If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus

Girlfriend Tease

in Relationship Jokes
+34 -20

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said “Alright, fatty.”

Homeless Person Tea

in Political Jokes
+13 -21

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea.

Child Abuse

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -15

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

Gynaecologist

in Disabled Jokes
+14 -22

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Alcoholics Anonymous

in Disabled Jokes
+54 -43

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?