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19
Nov

Hamas Israeli Joke

By Dave
in Political Jokes
+15 -23

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

17
Nov

Yo mama is so fat

By chloe
in Yo Mama Jokes
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+247 -66

Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the weighing scales her phone number comes up.

17
Nov

One hand man

By FUNNY MASTER!
in Disabled Jokes
+29 -43

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

16
Nov

doorbell

By martin
in Surreal Jokes
+24 -15

Knock knock.
whose there?
“Doorbell repair man“

14
Nov

Lucky bugger

By Russ
in Disabled Jokes
+45 -41

What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?

Clever dick.

13
Nov

KFC

By Danny
in Yo Mama Jokes
+29 -35

Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers.

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