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Mar

Things Blacks Can’t Get

By The Judge

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+188 -110

What are two things that a black man can’t get?

Answer- A black eye and a fat lip.

Feb

Black Man Lips

By Racist

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+51 -232

Why do black people have big lips? So they can eat food.

Feb

Vegetables

By Jimmy

in Disabled Jokes

+101 -74

What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.

Feb

Roller-coaster

By The Judge

in Pick Up Lines

+37 -32

My love is like a roller-coaster, it’s got a weight restriction.

Feb

Paedophile beards

By Frankie Boyle

in Dirty Jokes

+15 -32

Why do paedos always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?

Jan

celebrity

By cara

in Disabled Jokes

+45 -46

Whats black and screams??
Jordans son harvey answering the iron

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