Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?
A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
DecFunny Doctor
“You have diabetes,“ the doctor said sweetly.
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DecWife Moaning
Q:What do you do if your wife keeps moaning at you?
A:Put the phone down and order another drink from the bar.
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DecSmall Is Cute
Man: Do you think small things are cute?
Woman: Yes
Man: Well that’s a relief because my cock and bank balance are tiny.
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DecJimmy Saville Calender
in Dirty Jokes
Asda have now recalled their Jimmy Saville advent calendars due to a fault. The flaps don’t open past 16.
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DecTV Blockage
Yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes.