Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Manchester United Beep

in Sports Jokes
+16 -30

What’s red and beeps? The Manchester United open-top bus reversing back in the garage.

Wife talking

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -12

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.

Weather Forcast

in Surreal Jokes
+12 -13

The weather forecast for tonight…. Dark!

Kangaroo and sheep

in Animal Jokes
+12 -21

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper

Cancer Research

in Disabled Jokes
+16 -26

A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’ I said, ‘All right, but we won’t get much done.