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19
Dec

Lesbian dino

By Sara
in Animal Jokes
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+31 -34

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus

19
Dec

Roof Sale

By Shannon Brady
in Surreal Jokes
+15 -22

Im selling my roof for free… i gues you can say its on the house!

17
Dec

xmas decorations

By sandy
in Religious Jokes
+13 -29

I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.

17
Dec

Bear teeth

By Hajrah Rasool
in Animal Jokes
+130 -60

What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!

14
Dec

Immigrant Rat

By Chris
in Political Jokes
+11 -21

What’s the diferrence between a rat and an immigrant?

Rats find it easier to get jobs in politics or to become lawyers.

14
Dec

Lottery

By Steve
in Surreal Jokes
+36 -23

Q. What has no arms, no legs, and screws retards?
A. The lottery.

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