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22
Dec

Maths Teacher

By Marcus Edwards
in Dirty Jokes
+283 -102

My maths teacher asked me a question today at school, “What comes after 69?”
Apparently ‘ mouthwash ‘ isn’t the correct answer.

21
Dec

Butt Cheeks

By Abe
in Dirty Jokes
+1243 -471

What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?
If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.

20
Dec

End Of World

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -35

Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?

20
Dec

Ireland

By Frank ribery
in Pick Up Lines
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+69 -52

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

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