Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.04
JanBlonde
in Dirty Jokes
Why do blondes not talk while making love? Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.
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JanWife Wanted
Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.
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JanTrunks
in Animal Jokes
Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up
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DecCeramic Tiles
Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles?
Because if you lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
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DecMartial Arts sickness
in Sports Jokes
What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.