Two homosexuals walking by the beach see a dog lick his own balls. The following conversation takes place.
Man 1: “I’d like to be able do that!”
Man 2: “Me too …. but I’m scared he might bite!”
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JanDog ball
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Funny Short Jokes
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JanUngrateful Son
I can’t believe how ungrateful my 4 year old son is. I took him out for a ride on his sledge this morning but after 10 minutes I looked back and saw he was missing. It was lucky I had to stop for petrol otherwise I may not have noticed and it would have taken ages to drive back and find him.
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JanWorlds Dirtiest Joke
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How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad’s d*ck tastes different.
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JanLawyers
What happens when you give viagra to lawyers?
They grow taller.
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JanLeprosy
What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)
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JanGirls legs
Great legs what time do they open?