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19
Jan

Deaf TV

By GSD
in Disabled Jokes
+8 -39

Why do deaf people watch TV late at night?
Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.

18
Jan

Blood Pressure

By Jim
in General Jokes
+5 -21

My doctor told me I had high blood pressure this morning… I took it with a pinch of salt.

17
Jan

Tesco Burgers

By Dan
in Sports Jokes
+16 -28

Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.

What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.

16
Jan

Dating

By Jacob
in General Jokes
+21 -17

What do dating and driving have in common?
They both involve being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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