Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Life

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -22

I think you have something missing in your life and I would love to be the person to fill your gap.

Wine diet

in General Jokes
+22 -13

Started the new ‘wine diet’ last week… It’s amazing! I’ve lost 3 days already!

Police

in Political Jokes
+31 -13

The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Wife Cooking

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -17

I’m not saying my wife’s cooking is bad…..

But several weapons manufacturers from the Middle-East have been trying to buy her recipes.

Crossbars

in Animal Jokes
+15 -24

What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?

..A Helephino!!

Male Bra

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -30

Why do men who wear bras get ridiculed? I wore one the other day when I went shopping and it was great for carrying my melons home.