Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Prince Harry

in Political Jokes
+5 -20

Prince Harry has heroically volunteered to destroy a cannabis field in Afghanistan. The mission will last over 2 weeks and Harry has requested additional food supplies to be made available.

Children

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -18

My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. If anybody does please send me your email address and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Chuck Norris Horse

in Animal Jokes
+15 -30

Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.

Supermarket

in General Jokes
+26 -25

Just went to the supermarket and bought a loaf of bread and a cucumber. After serving me the cashier said, “your must be single”. I said “Yes I am, how could you tell?”, he then said “because you’re really ugly”.