What does a Mexican put under his carpets?
Underlay!
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Febmexican carpets
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.02
FebMaple tree
in Dirty Jokes
Q: What did the hurricane say to the maple tree?
A: If I blow you really hard I can make you release your seeds!
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JanGoing out
My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.
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Jan$100 tattoo
in Dirty Jokes
3 reasons why you should get a $100 bill tattooed onto your salami.
1. You can play with your money.
2. You can watch your money grow.
3. Every woman loves to blow money.
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JanWife Orgazm
I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgazm but she said that she doesn’t like to call me at work.
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Janstripper
Saw a female police officer stripping last night at a club.
I had no idea the recession had hit the police force this hard!