What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
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MarGoats
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
FebPork Chop
Yo mama is so ugly that she has to put a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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FebRoad-kill
My friend got me a book for my birthday called ‘Recipes for Cooking Road-kill’. I found some road-kill the other day, cooked it and it was delicious.. Not sure what to do with the bicycle though.
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FebProstitute
in Dirty Jokes
What do you call a prostitute with a fake tan?
An Orange pay as you go!
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FebLie Detector
I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didn’t really that was a lie.
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FebBath
in Dirty Jokes
The following conversation took place between a 3-year-old boy and his mum while having a bath.
Boy: ‘Mum are these round things between my legs my brains?’
Mum: ‘No not yet!’