Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Santa Oswald

in Political Jokes
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What do Santa Claus and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They can both be in two places at once.

Rubber Toe

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe???

Roberto

Rock Concert

in Political Jokes
+11 -18

The Prime Minister has recently announced a new initiative to boost our economy. Apparently the Ethiopians are going to be organizing a rock concert for us.

UK School

in Political Jokes
+6 -38

I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.

4 legs

in Animal Jokes
+25 -37

Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?

A. Half a spider!