My daughter was born yesterday. I named her after my mother-in-law, she’s called ‘passive-aggressive psycho’.
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.18
FebCross the road
in Animal Jokes
Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies
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FebLet there be light
Yo Mama’s so fat that when god said let there be light, he told yo mama to move.
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FebLost Grandad
I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.
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FebHead Injury
My neighbor recently received an unexplained head injury while in his garden and had to go to hospital. Luckily his house is only a stones throw away from mine and I was able to find him and call for help.
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FebHappy Valentines Day
Just because I’m dyslexic doesn’t mean I don’t layve you.